And That Ain't Bull - Great Basin College Crash: Who do we play tomorrow? Strikeouts are boring. I can expand their minds. Annie Savoy, 8. move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Crash trots out to the mound, smiling.) From what I hear, you couldnt hit water if you fell out of a fin boat. : The setup: Crash is at the plate, talking to himself (out loud and internally). Bull Durham soundtrack from 1988, composed by Various Artists, Bennie Wallace. Throw it. Only Crash Davis stands out this year, begging the question: what are these boys thinking about? : [watching Ebby from across the clubhouse], [In the dugout after LaLoosh pitches a perfect inning], [after their confrontation outside the bar, watching Annie dance with Max Patkin]. She never allowed anyone to choose anything for her or order her around. And when you speak of me, speak well. Crash Davis, 28. Larry, from the dugout: OK, hes got vision there. And you Larry Hockett should remember me, 'cause about five years ago in the Texas League you were pitching for El Paso and I was batting clean-up for Shreveport. Uh, it's like pheromones. See, there are some lizards that have a parietal eye behind their heads so they can see backwards. These top 37 lines/scenes are what I consider the funniest,most iconic, most repeatable andmost usable in everyday life. Dont hold the ball so hard, OK? And thats OK. Just means Ill have to keep watching them for yearsto make up my mind. Larry: Another new league record. Had a gun on him tonight. To view the purposes they believe they have legitimate interest for, or to object to this data processing use the vendor list link below. : Alright? Love Ain't No Triple Play (Bennie Wallace / Dr. John With Bonnie Raitt. Dont think. Nasty work., Skip Riggins: Even if it is the Carolina League, this is a chance to play every day!, Crash Davis: You dont want a player. You should know that by now. You believe that shit? Twenty-one greatest days of my life. I want to be exotic and mysterious. Annie: Right. No, don't think, Meat, just give him the gas. how come nobody ever says they were Joe Schmo? Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob. : Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Share the best GIFs now >>> Charlie, here comes the deuce. But couldnt leave out the scene, yknow? : Crash: You know what the difference between hitting .250 and .300 is? I fucking quit. You know, calm her down., Nuke LaLoosh: Im just talking about one time., Crash Davis: If you give in now, you might start losing. Crash: Dont hold the ball so hard, OK? William " Wee Willie" Keeler was a right fielder in Major League Baseball who played from 1892 to 1910. : Crash Davis Crash: You just spit on me! Now we have got a 12-day road trip starting tomorrow. Well, my triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold some flavor-of-the-month's dick in the bus leagues, is that it? The female lead is played by Susan Sarandon, the character is named Annie Savoy, who is going around with Nuke but is attracted to Crash Davis. He aint seen my heat. The setup: Annies at the bar, talking with Max Patkin, the clown prince of baseball. You having fun yet? I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. Crash Davis Crash Davis (Kevin Costner, showcasing his Midwestern charm) is a perennial Minor Leaguer assigned to the Durham Bulls, a hapless team with a long tradition of mediocrity. Larry, the pitching coach, jogs out to see whats happening. Each has his/her own conflict: Crash struggles to end his career with some measure of dignity; Nuke struggles to make it to the \"big show\"; and Annie struggles to find something more than a roll in the hay -- and of course, Crash and Nuke come into conflict over Annie's affections to further complicate matters. : "I keep my eyes clear and I hit 'em where they ain't." Source: Baseball's Greatest Quotations (Paul Dickson, 1991) "Learn what pitch you can hit good; then wait for that pitch." Source: National Baseball Hall of Fame (website) "He ( Willie Keeler) may have been small in size but he was huge with the bat." - Ted Williams. Larry! Show us that million-dollar arm, because I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours., 23. Crash Davis is brought to Durham to teach rookie pitcher Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh, played by Tim Robbins, about the game and how to reach the major league. The setup: Stupid Nuke. I just want to be., 5. Crash: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I dont try out. Larry Excuse me, but what the hell's going on out here? June 14, 2022; indigo child symbol . Annie: You know, just because sometimes you manage to be clever and you have a nice smile does not mean you are not full of s.Why its the best: Ive used some bastardized version of this quote more times than I can count. How Sporting News might've covered Crash Davis' record-breaking home run, To Crash Davis, former home run king: Sporting News is sorry. I'd kill you! Crash Davis Taglines Contents 1 Annie Savoy 2 Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh The setup: In the throes of passion, Annie calls Nuke by Crashs name. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means youre a slob.Why its the best: As a member of the press, I can confidently tell you we would think hes a slob, not colorful, if he won 20 in the bigs with fungus-covered shower shoes. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Right. How was Ebby Calvin LaLoosh? Nuke: God, I think youre real cute. Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth, and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but it's also a job., 22. Crash: Well, I believe in the soul, the (yada yada yada), the small of a womans back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. Throw that shit again, Meat. creative tips and more. Tend to relieve us from being a nervous, dyspeptic set. Howd we ever win eight? Crash: Well, 247 home runs in the minor-leagues would be kind of a dubious honor. Crash Davis That's good; when you get in a fight with a drunk you don't hit him with your pitching hand. The setup: After LaLoosh challenged Crash to a fight, then missed him by a mile with a baseball, then got slugged in the jaw, Crash introduces himself. When you buy through the links on our site we may earn a commission. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. Umpire It's 25 hits. Write it down. However, if you think that the movie focuses only on games and training, you're wrong. Get this album or track at: 3:27 : Total Album Time: 39:46: Rate this Album. Where are you going? ( yada yada yada ) I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Don't look. The setup: The Bulls are not a good squad to start the season, and the teams long-time radio broadcaster, Teddy Cullinane, doesnt feel like sugar-coating anything. Right. You got it?, 31. I give you a gift and youre stand here showing up my pitcher? Ryan Fagan, the national MLB writer for The Sporting News, has been a Baseball Hall of Fame voter since 2016. Larry?, Skip Riggins: Lollygaggers! [Jose nods] This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. Relax. You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball. God, I can't keep giving you these free lessons so quit screwin' around and help me up. Stay back and wipe that silly grin off his face. Huh? 21. I'm not sure which one. Time out. Ump: Dont bump me! Repair these losses, and be a blessing to . Itll only hurt the (something). because I'm gonna hit them Duke boys where they Iive. She had a ton of quotes in my original list of 79. : Annie: and, well, you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far, so I just thought we should kinda get to know each other. Crash tells Skip the way to get the players attention is to scare em. Who is this Annie? Clubhouse reporter This is a simple game. Larry And it could be argued that Durham was as central to the plot as Crash Davis, Nuke Laloosh and Annie Savoy. Huh? Huh? And this is the most wretched road trip Ive seen in 20 years. Besides that, they're fascist. Write this down. It didnt make it, either, because its seeing the bull fall to the ground thats the funny part, not necessarily the dialogue. The setup: Crash hit his dinger in Asheville and immediately retired. Ump: You missed him! Company Credits That was great, huh? Yup. LaLoosh: Hey, Annie. I got a Porsche already; I got a 911 with a quadrophonic Blaupunkt. Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount. The setup: Annie and Crash are at the batting cages. : An argument ensues and Crash gets thrown out of the game. 25 hits in 500 at-bats is fifty points, okay? He's behind home plate - don't look. Walt Whitman once said, I see great things in Baseball. Besides, uh, I dont believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart., Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?, Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a womans back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. EBBY I ain't hitting a man first. 8. Youve got it, honey. After reading these 'Bull Durham' quotes, do check out our '80s movie quotes and 'Waterboy' quotes. Nuke: You said Crash. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter.